I didn't build temples or churches;
I did not create or invent religions;
I never authorized people to wage wars in my name;
Therefore, do not blame me for the misfortunes created or fed by you unwary and ambitious humans.
~ God ~
¹ Undeniably, the birds that get up early are the ones that manage to peck at the first worms of the day. And, just because of that, the only thing left for the latecomers is the shit of those lucky early ones.
² Innegabilmente, gli uccelli che si alzano presto sono quelli che riescono a beccare i primi vermi della giornata. E, proprio per questo, l'unica cosa rimasta per i ritardatari è la merda di quei fortunati primi.